A Prayer to the Snow Gods
Although I'm a fundamentalist agnostic (just kidding... sort of) I'm going to use Pascal's Wager as my guide.
Snow Gods, if you exist, please bestow your heavenly goodness upon this great Earth, or at least Vermont, so that we may be able to slide down the mountain, through the forests, to enjoy what you have so graciously provided.
And if you don't comply, well, see what happened to the last Snow God who didn't fulfill his responsibilities.
Snow Gods, if you exist, please bestow your heavenly goodness upon this great Earth, or at least Vermont, so that we may be able to slide down the mountain, through the forests, to enjoy what you have so graciously provided.
And if you don't comply, well, see what happened to the last Snow God who didn't fulfill his responsibilities.
Listen up Snow Gods, do your thing or accept your fate. |
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